succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

(Source: pheberoni)

condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

armadillo:

when your friends do something cool without youimage

90% of conversations with me
  • me: who is that
  • me: what are you talking about
  • me: I don't know what that is
  • me: wait what

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr